Today, my wife fucked up.

We ordered Chinese tonight. She “no ballsed” me to eat her ball of wasabi. I said, “nah, I shall remain ball-less.” She said “you can buy a bitcoin if you do it without making a face.” Swallowed that ball whole. No face. I’ll be moving some money around to make the purchase tonight.

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