Wednesday, 22 May 2019

Bitcoin: Three Generations

We now have three generations of Bitcoin each referring to themselves as the real Bitcoin. Bitcoin, Bitcoin Cash and Bitcoin SV, I wonder what the family dinner would be like? I believe it would go something like this.

Bitcoin: Welcome my children

Bitcoin Cash: Hi Dad

Etherium: Hey Dad

Litecoin: Sup Dad

XRP: Hi Daddy

Bitcoin: Let’s have a drink and catch up

Please everyone have a seat and tell me how is the family business going?

Etherium: Dad things are going great we are still holding the number 2 slot right behind you

Litecoin: Unfortunately we fell a slot but still holding in the top 5

XRP: Things are going great Daddy, but the boys won’t stop teasing me because of who my friends are.

BCH: Things are going fabulous for me I just did my upgraded and implemented Schnoor now transactions are faster than ever.

Bitcoin: Schnoor huh I tried to figure that out but I just couldn’t get around that copyright and i was trying to fix that big ole fiasco with lightning network.

BCH: Don’t worry Dad I’ve got your back

Bitcoin: Well children it seems like everything is moving along fabulously, I want to thank you all for carrying on the lineage I have created.

Etherium: No Dad thank you for teaching us everything you know and sharing your code with us

Litecoin: We have learned from your mistakes and have come so far

BCH: and we have much further to go for spreading P2P global adoption but with your help we will get there

Bitcoin: Well tell me how are the grandchildren doing?

Etherium: Classic is doing well he is slowly climbing the ranks but maybe someday he will get to the moon with us

BCH: Dad i actually was hoping we could discuss SV in private and maybe get your advice?

Bitcoin: Sure let us move to the study

So tell me BCH what seems to be the problem?

BCH: Well Dad I haven’t wanted to bother you with this but I think it is time we discuss SV’s future in the family business.

Bitcoin: Please go on I am listening

BCH: I don’t know where to start, so I will just tell you the main points

SV has lied to this family over and over again, he has deceived his friends and even told them he was someone he is not, he even told them he wrote your code

When he told me he wanted to increase my blocksize and I told him we are not ready for that yet, he threw a temper tantrum and went out on his own. I wished him luck and away he went.

He then vowed to destroy everything you and this family worked so hard to build and did not care who he hurt in the long run. He is filling patents on everything he can think of and even suing the developers that are working so hard to bring P2P cash to the world. Including Me!!

Bitcoin: Oh my this is not good

BCH: Oh Dad it gets worse much much worse than that

Next he has veered off the path of P2P cash and decided that he would like to create his own internet and charge everyone to use it.

But what he did today I don’t think I can forgive him for

He filed copyright registrations for the original Satoshi white paper and bitcoin code with the U.S. Copyright Office.

Just outside the room: A glass drops and gasps are heard

Bitcoin: Doesn’t he know why that won’t work?

BCH: I don’t think he does

Bitcoin: Well the fact that I have already licensed the code as MIT makes that void

BCH: I know that and you know that but those that he has conned probably do not and they are extremely devoted to him

Bitcoin: BCH, it sounds to me like you have a real problem on your hands, how are you going to handle it?

BCH: Honestly Dad I want nothing more to do with that bastard son of mine and would like him gone from the family business, may I have your blessing?

Bitcoin: He is your son and you have to do what is Wright for your family

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